Ella Keymer
Ella Keymer has no idea what she’s doing. She was born at a Lower East Side hospital that no longer exists. She’s a New Yorker who spent 9/11 watching JJ the Jet Plane in Canada. She likes playing God in the Sims and watching reruns of Will & Grace. When she watches the sun set over Eagle Lake, she sometimes knows what she’s doing. You can find Ella somewhere in Midtown most likely, and most definitely not in a Walmart (because she has a backbone, unless it’s Canadian).